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Darth Spanky
Artist | Professional | Varied
United States
Name: Darth Spanky
Goals: Become a comic book artist/art director/model/photographer/graphic designer

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Current Residence: Hellam, PA
Favourite genre of music: Good music
Personal Quote: I don't want world peace. I just want the world in pieces.
  • Mood: Bitter
  • Playing: Zelda
  • Eating: Oatmeal
  • Drinking: Coffee
My computer is on its last leg...has been for a while, so I got a job not only to pay my bills, but save up for a new partner in crime. It's been so long since I've done anything artistic. I've been so dead on here. For that, I'm sorry to those who care. Mr.NAKED just can't handle the things I do anymore, not even basic photo editing. I'd say he's earned the retirement. He worked hard and lasted through animation college and well after. This job is working me to the bone...I'll explain my struggles.

It's so difficult to say, "This is some major bullshit" in a professional manner. My default is to break someone down to tears or make them seriously reflect on their entire life while simultaneously hating themselves, but...can't do that in this situation. I like my job and the people I work with. However, this bullshit is affecting them as well, so I volunteered to be the asshole of the group. Shocking... >.>

I'm working until Halloween with NO days off. That's right. Seven days a week for the next month, one day off, and back to seven days a week until Thanksgiving. I'm hoping they find some weekend people soon. Extra hours are nice, but damn. My entire life is going to be work for a while. (Note: This is not by choice.)

I did the math though and if I don't cover any extra shifts after tomorrow, I'll have about $900-$1200 for a new computer around Halloween. This is the part where I ask if anyone is willing to help me get this new computer. If you are, I'd be so damn grateful. Unlike some disgustingly greedy liars, I won't bullshit you into thinking I'm sick and can't afford my meds and what-not, then use the money to get tattoos and clothes. *cough* Some of you know who I'm speaking of... No, my bills come first before anything else. That being said, any help, or even projects that are doable with my lack of equipment would make it so I can get my new partner in crime either earlier, or have him be more beefed up. If not, I won't throw a fit. Figured I'd put it out there since there tends to be a little free time in the later half of my shifts. I'm going to be working a fuck-ton over the next few months to get this thing, so it's happening...eventually.

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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
Happy Birthday! :party::iconcakeplz::w00t:

I shall drink to your health! :iconpintplz::beer::iconbudweiserplz::iconwineplz::iconrumplz::iconjackdanielsplz::iconwhiskeyplz::icontequilaplz::iconmargaritaplz::iconmartiniplz::drunk::icondrunkplz:
Princelunis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist
Happy Birthday :33
dark-trance26 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
happy birthday, mistress Spanky! Dark Angel 
GabrielBB Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014

:icontransparentplz::iconsparklesplz:  :iconhappysunplz:    !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!   :iconhappysunplz:  :iconsparklesplz:


:icontransparentplz::iconbouquetplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconbouquetplz::iconbouquetplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconbouquetplz:
Sasha1378 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
Happy Birthday, Spanky, wherever you are :)
MADMORRIS Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
love your work!!
PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
Happy Birthday! :party::iconcakeplz::w00t:

I shall drink to your health! :iconpintplz::beer::
Darth-Spanky Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thank you!
dark-trance26 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
happy birthday, child of the moon, daughter of darkness, spanky witch! :hug:
Darth-Spanky Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thank you. :D
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